JUMBLIES Privacy Policy
Effective Date: Today (or whenever the JUMBLIES let us update it)
⚠️ IMPORTANT JUMBLIE WARNING ⚠️
Be advised: There are JUMBLIES loose in our system! These mischievous digital creatures have been observed engaging in the following unauthorized activities:
- Borrowing household names for impromptu games of catch (they particularly enjoy juggling surnames)
- Rearranging email letters when nobody's looking (if you receive an email from "moc.seilbmuj", that's them)
- Building tiny forts inside browser cookies (the digital kind, though they've expressed interest in the chocolate chip variety)
- Whispering hilariously wrong answers during crucial game moments
- Occasionally replacing serious privacy policies with jokes (wait, did they write this?)
- Playing hide-and-seek in the database (they're currently winning)
While we've tried reasoning with them, the JUMBLIES insist they're "just having fun" and "making the internet more interesting." We cannot guarantee they won't continue their shenanigans.
The Boring but Important Stuff
Despite the JUMBLIES' best efforts to make this document more entertaining, we are legally obligated to inform you about our data practices:
What We Collect
- Email Address: So we know where to send important updates (and so the JUMBLIES know where NOT to send their party invitations)
- Household Name: What you call your gaming crew (the JUMBLIES may use this for their fantasy sports league)
- Password: Heavily encrypted and locked away where even the JUMBLIES can't find it (we hope)
- Game History: Your trivia victories and defeats (the JUMBLIES keep their own unofficial scoreboard)
- IP Address: For security purposes (and to map out their escape routes)
How We Use Your Data
- To let you play JUMBLIES (obviously)
- To remember who you are (unlike the JUMBLIES who keep forgetting)
- To prevent cheating (the JUMBLIES are surprisingly strict about fair play)
- To improve the game (based on both your feedback and the JUMBLIES' midnight suggestions)
Cookies
We use cookies to keep you logged in. These are the computer kind, not the edible kind, despite repeated requests from the JUMBLIES to switch. Your browser stores these cookies, and occasionally the JUMBLIES use them as tiny trampolines.
Data Security
We take security seriously, employing industry-standard encryption and security measures. However, we must disclose that the JUMBLIES have their own "security" system which mostly involves confusing potential hackers with nonsensical trivia questions.
Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Access your data (though it might be temporarily unavailable if the JUMBLIES are using it for limbo)
- Delete your account (the JUMBLIES will throw a small farewell party)
- Correct inaccuracies (especially important if the JUMBLIES have been "helping" with data entry)
- Opt out of JUMBLIE shenanigans (good luck with that)
Children's Privacy
JUMBLIES is fun for all ages, but accounts should be created by someone 13 or older. The JUMBLIES have pinky-promised to be on their best behavior around younger players.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy occasionally, or whenever the JUMBLIES learn new tricks. We'll notify you of significant changes, assuming the JUMBLIES haven't hidden the notification system again.
Contact Us
If you have questions, concerns, or JUMBLIE sightings to report, please contact us. We can't promise the JUMBLIES won't intercept your message and respond with trivia questions, but we'll do our best.